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In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!

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Me: OK, I sent the memo. I think I've mastered organization-speak. I used it liberally.

Colleague, reading memo: Holy shit! Jesus, man, you can't use that many buzzwords in one sentence! Did you have your common-sense removed?

Me: Nah, you learn to just suspend it, and let the looney flow; It's actually kinda fun! I wonder if that's why managers do it in the first place....


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In 2023, Signal was the first mainstream messenger to enable post-quantum cryptography. We’re still ahead of the (elliptical) curve, implementing a new hybrid PQ ratchet ensuring Forward Secrecy & Post-Compromise Security even in a post-quantum world. signal.org/blog/spqr/
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I donated to Signal. Just read their blog post: amazing work!


So... Ummm... Has anyone told the evangelicals?

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I-told-you-sos are considered to be preening, so how do you make people remember what you said and see the proof so they change their minds without doing it? This was all predictable, and predicted....

blaisehartley.com/2025/10/01/w…

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This is why we can't have nice things...

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Lol, I actually switched to GNU/Linux when Windows was just a MS/DOS application. Windows 3.11 had just released when I began using tutorials on usenet to build my own GNU/Linux installation. X Server was another story. It took literally weeks to download all the code successfully and For a very small while I used a bare bones X Server with no DE or WM. Boot magazine (now Wired) distributed a stripped down copy of Debian on their complimentary CD on one Issue and I finally got to try out Gnome and KDE which were both in their infancy. At first KDE had my attention, then as both matured, as I pretend I did as well, I learned to love the elegancy of simplicity and now I favor Gnome.

Have a great day!





So when Israel is finished killing all the AmalekitePalestinian men, women, and children, is the plan to keep going and kill all the camels and donkeys?

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Can't sell electric motorcycles to "real" bikers? Put a whole-ass extra non-working IC motor on the electric motor's output so e-bikers can throw away 50% of their charge on making everyone think they're just as selfish and obnoxious as regular bikers!

motorcycles.news/en/yamaha-e-m…
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they’ll never build it! Reminds me of the Fender “foto flame” experiment.


Don't you think it's a bit too on-the-nose that an organization calling itself the "Anti Defamation League" spend so much time defaming people?



This is why we're fucked. They put a sociopath in charge, because they thought he was *their* sociopath, and now they have to play along!

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In Greek mythology, the priestess Cassandra was cursed by Apollo to see completely accurate visions of the future, but never to be believed by anyone she revealed them to.

This is kinda like that...

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My desperately-flailing-for-relevance corporate masters have decided that we need to be using an entirely new "GenAI" platform. This morning, in a meeting, I accidentally let slip what I was calling it in my head: "HAL 2.OhGod"

The reception was *shockingly* warm...

Did I mention I've got a new job-title again? Or that they never bothered to inform me?


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Hey makers, there's only one week left until The Catskill Mountain Maker Camp. Are you ready yet?

catskillmountainmakerscamp.com…

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So... I guess we won't be sending our warriors to places because someone stands to make money any more? You know, so you won't be sending them to die for the selfish benefit of a corrupt dictatorial government?

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I will never understand how Oracle got to be so successful with such fucking stupid UI design...

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Maybe Musk should rename the service "N"...

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To be totally fair I think ants would be really down with brutalism.

tiny voice "it's just so practical!"



We officially live in a dictatorship. This illegal, unconstitutional bullshit will let them use anything you've *ever* said that could be construed as being a negative statement on Christianity, our government, or capitalism is now their tool to watchlist you and use it to punitively exclude you from air/train/bus travel, banking, credit, government benefits, education, etc...

lawfaremedia.org/article/the-s…

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P.S.A.

Just in case you find yourself naming a database or other system, don't call it "QS" if there will be anyone from the deep south trying to pronounce it. Unless, that is, you want to spend a meeting listening to people snort and mute themselves after every reference to the "Cute-ass" database....


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Those ancient Mayans really loved their doomsdays.

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I think I've pinned down the difference between Republicans and Democrats:

Democrats identify real problems and make completely ineffectual laws to "fix" them.

Republicans refuse to admit real problems exist, make up their own bullshit problems, then make completely ineffectual laws to "fix" those.

Empathetic but ineffectual, or self-absorbed and ineffectual, those are your choices...

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With our representatives calling themselves our leaders and the revolving door they have with Big Everything (Trillion and Billion dollar incorporations) between being a politician or a lobbyist it really does not matter what flavor you are. They are all politicians, hence they are all less than desirable human beings. Though I will continue to treat them as human beings even though they refuse to behave like one. I do not due this because I feel they have earned it or are entitled to it. I do it because I will not compromise my own ethics due to their lack of any.

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What is it about becoming a billionaire that almost immediately turns you into a raving lunatic?

thetimes.com/business-money/te…


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Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time bbc.com/news/articles/cevz13xk…

Don’t lose track of the idea that while we may live in tumultuous times, they are also full of miracles.


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This satirical blog post really illustrates the problem with a lot of technical writing. Amazing technical writing is so good and then everything else reads like this

anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-a…

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It's interesting, that even when most engineers _really_ try to write a good guide it still reads like this.

Bless them, I would be out of a job if they knew how to write.

Companies: hire tech writers to do tech writing.



We literally saw/heard him say, "We can do this the easy way or the hard way," ("Nice station you have there. It would be a shame if something was to ... happen to it...") and that Disney must "take action" on Kimmel "or there's going to be additional work for the FCC ahead."

But he never threatened anyone...


FCC chairman unconvincingly claims he never threatened ABC station licenses
Brendan Carr would like you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.
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Given what I *really* do all day as an engineer, an uninformed observer could be forgiven for concluding that I have a degree in Numbering and Naming Things...


Well, it's Rapture day... Again...

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"Investigators have reason to believe that the majority of funds came from criminal sources."

Oh, really? what's the reason?

"This type of platform, which doesn’t require users to identify themselves to make an account, hides the source of funds. This is a common tactic used by criminal organizations"

So your reason to believe the funds are illegal is that private citizens don't want you to know their business?

"The transaction data obtained from the platform will be analyzed and charges may follow. The investigation is ongoing."

So you had *nothing*, and decided to go on a fishing expedition? Got it. I guess cops everywhere are fascist assholes, not just here in the US.

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So I've been posting about these new cars and their "secure" door handles, and how they're killing people. Everyone has pooh-poohed me. They *had* to save the world by buying Teslas. Well:

arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09/t…



When the left was in charge, they wanted to police "hate speech" as they defined it. Now the right is in charge, and they want to police "hate speech" as they define it. "Hate speech" means saying anything the regime currently in power doesn't like...

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Last week this man stated that the current regime could kill any terrorist they liked with no due process. Today, he revealed that the government believes it can designate any American citizen as a terrorist, also without due process.

Follow the steps, and you see the endgame...

commondreams.org/news/rubio-th…

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At first, I thought: "Holy shit, when did Tucker Carlson start being a real journalist?"

Then I thought: "Wow, he's really being aggressive!"

Then he said "I'm just asking questions here!", and away flew all that burgeoning respect...

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Hey, anyone have any experience with an asset management firm in SF called 'TPG'? Apparently they just bought me, and I'd love to know what kind of corporate raiders they might be...

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Hey, anyone have any experience with an asset management firm in SF called 'TPG'? Apparently they just bought me, and I'd love to know what kind of corporate raiders they might be...


Our president is trying so hard to look like a cartoon villian that I'm starting to believe he is one...

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"A 2021 report from Chainalysis revealed that in 2019 about 2.1% of all cryptocurrency transactions accounted went into criminal activity. This is roughly $21.4 billion in transaction volumes. Meanwhile, the UN estimates that between 2% and 5% of global GDP (that is between $1.6 and $4 trillion in fiat currency) goes into illicit financing and money laundering every year. To paint a clearer picture, criminal activity using fiat currencies is 160 times more than its crypto counterpart."

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