Me: OK, I sent the memo. I think I've mastered organization-speak. I used it liberally.
Colleague, reading memo: Holy shit! Jesus, man, you can't use that many buzzwords in one sentence! Did you have your common-sense removed?
Me: Nah, you learn to just suspend it, and let the looney flow; It's actually kinda fun! I wonder if that's why managers do it in the first place....
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Signal Protocol and Post-Quantum Ratchets
We are excited to announce a significant advancement in the security of the Signal Protocol: the introduction of the Sparse Post Quantum Ratchet (SPQR).Signal Messenger
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I-told-you-sos are considered to be preening, so how do you make people remember what you said and see the proof so they change their minds without doing it? This was all predictable, and predicted....
blaisehartley.com/2025/10/01/w…
When you build a dictatorship, you get a dictatorship – Blaise's Blatherings
We’ve been on a death march toward the complete disintegration of every principle that ostensibly animates our democratic republic for decades. Both sides have helped keep us on the path.blaisehartley.com
Lol, I actually switched to GNU/Linux when Windows was just a MS/DOS application. Windows 3.11 had just released when I began using tutorials on usenet to build my own GNU/Linux installation. X Server was another story. It took literally weeks to download all the code successfully and For a very small while I used a bare bones X Server with no DE or WM. Boot magazine (now Wired) distributed a stripped down copy of Debian on their complimentary CD on one Issue and I finally got to try out Gnome and KDE which were both in their infancy. At first KDE had my attention, then as both matured, as I pretend I did as well, I learned to love the elegancy of simplicity and now I favor Gnome.
Have a great day!
Can't sell electric motorcycles to "real" bikers? Put a whole-ass extra non-working IC motor on the electric motor's output so e-bikers can throw away 50% of their charge on making everyone think they're just as selfish and obnoxious as regular bikers!
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Yamaha patent: New “fake engine” for electric motorcycles aims to deliver the feel of a real combustion engine
Yamaha is developing a special unit for electric motorcycles that is designed to generate the typical noises and vibrations of combustion engines. The new patent aims to transfer the classic riding experience to electric vehicles.Andreas Denner (Motorcycles.News - Motorcycle-Magazine)
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AI agents are coming for your privacy, warns Meredith Whittaker
The Signal Foundation’s president worries they will also blunt competition and undermine cyber-securitywww.economist.com
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This is why we're fucked. They put a sociopath in charge, because they thought he was *their* sociopath, and now they have to play along!
In Greek mythology, the priestess Cassandra was cursed by Apollo to see completely accurate visions of the future, but never to be believed by anyone she revealed them to.
This is kinda like that...
My desperately-flailing-for-relevance corporate masters have decided that we need to be using an entirely new "GenAI" platform. This morning, in a meeting, I accidentally let slip what I was calling it in my head: "HAL 2.OhGod"
The reception was *shockingly* warm...
Did I mention I've got a new job-title again? Or that they never bothered to inform me?
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Hey makers, there's only one week left until The Catskill Mountain Maker Camp. Are you ready yet?
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The Catskill Mountain Makers Camp
For event info and reservations, please call (518) 634-2541The Catskill Mountain Makers Camp
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To be totally fair I think ants would be really down with brutalism.
tiny voice "it's just so practical!"
We officially live in a dictatorship. This illegal, unconstitutional bullshit will let them use anything you've *ever* said that could be construed as being a negative statement on Christianity, our government, or capitalism is now their tool to watchlist you and use it to punitively exclude you from air/train/bus travel, banking, credit, government benefits, education, etc...
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The Situation: The Nonsense and the Menace
Reading the president’s new orders on political violence and terrorism.Default
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Just in case you find yourself naming a database or other system, don't call it "QS" if there will be anyone from the deep south trying to pronounce it. Unless, that is, you want to spend a meeting listening to people snort and mute themselves after every reference to the "Cute-ass" database....
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I think I've pinned down the difference between Republicans and Democrats:
Democrats identify real problems and make completely ineffectual laws to "fix" them.
Republicans refuse to admit real problems exist, make up their own bullshit problems, then make completely ineffectual laws to "fix" those.
Empathetic but ineffectual, or self-absorbed and ineffectual, those are your choices...
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With our representatives calling themselves our leaders and the revolving door they have with Big Everything (Trillion and Billion dollar incorporations) between being a politician or a lobbyist it really does not matter what flavor you are. They are all politicians, hence they are all less than desirable human beings. Though I will continue to treat them as human beings even though they refuse to behave like one. I do not due this because I feel they have earned it or are entitled to it. I do it because I will not compromise my own ethics due to their lack of any.
What is it about becoming a billionaire that almost immediately turns you into a raving lunatic?
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Regulating AI hastens the Antichrist, says Palantir’s Peter Thiel
Tech billionaire claims in a lecture about religion that the devil promises peace and safety by strangling technological progress with regulationwww.thetimes.com
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Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time bbc.com/news/articles/cevz13xk…
Don’t lose track of the idea that while we may live in tumultuous times, they are also full of miracles.
Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time
One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.James Gallagher (BBC News)
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This satirical blog post really illustrates the problem with a lot of technical writing. Amazing technical writing is so good and then everything else reads like this
anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-a…
How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner - annie's blog
“Hello! I am a developer. Here is my relevant experience: I code in Hoobijag and sometimes jabbernocks and of course ABCDE++++ (but never ABCDE+/^+ are you kidding? ha!) and I like working with Shoobababoo and occasionally kleptomitrons.annie's blog
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It's interesting, that even when most engineers _really_ try to write a good guide it still reads like this.
Bless them, I would be out of a job if they knew how to write.
Companies: hire tech writers to do tech writing.
We literally saw/heard him say, "We can do this the easy way or the hard way," ("Nice station you have there. It would be a shame if something was to ... happen to it...") and that Disney must "take action" on Kimmel "or there's going to be additional work for the FCC ahead."
But he never threatened anyone...
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"Investigators have reason to believe that the majority of funds came from criminal sources."
Oh, really? what's the reason?
"This type of platform, which doesn’t require users to identify themselves to make an account, hides the source of funds. This is a common tactic used by criminal organizations"
So your reason to believe the funds are illegal is that private citizens don't want you to know their business?
"The transaction data obtained from the platform will be analyzed and charges may follow. The investigation is ongoing."
So you had *nothing*, and decided to go on a fishing expedition? Got it. I guess cops everywhere are fascist assholes, not just here in the US.
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So I've been posting about these new cars and their "secure" door handles, and how they're killing people. Everyone has pooh-poohed me. They *had* to save the world by buying Teslas. Well:
arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09/t…
Tesla Model Y door handles now under federal safety scrutiny
Cars have lost 12V power, trapping children and dogs in hot cars.Jonathan M. Gitlin (Ars Technica)
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When the left was in charge, they wanted to police "hate speech" as they defined it. Now the right is in charge, and they want to police "hate speech" as they define it. "Hate speech" means saying anything the regime currently in power doesn't like...
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Free speech, not hate speech
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "There's free speech and then there's hate speech, and there is no place, especially now, especially after what happened to Charlie, in our society...We will absolutely target you, go after you, if you are targeting anyone with hate speech."www.reddit.com
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Last week this man stated that the current regime could kill any terrorist they liked with no due process. Today, he revealed that the government believes it can designate any American citizen as a terrorist, also without due process.
Follow the steps, and you see the endgame...
At first, I thought: "Holy shit, when did Tucker Carlson start being a real journalist?"
Then I thought: "Wow, he's really being aggressive!"
Then he said "I'm just asking questions here!", and away flew all that burgeoning respect...
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Tucker Carlson asks Sam Altman if an OpenAI employee was murdered ‘on your orders’
Sam Altman was asked by Tucker Carlson about a conspiracy theory claiming a former OpenAI researcher’s death was a murder, ordered by Altman.Richard Lawler (The Verge)
Our president is trying so hard to look like a cartoon villian that I'm starting to believe he is one...
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Department of War rebrand may cost taxpayer $1bn despite wasteful spend crackdown
Experts say the name change would cost billions of dollars to implement even as Trump says the cost was "not a lot"Elle Griffiths (The Mirror US)
"A 2021 report from Chainalysis revealed that in 2019 about 2.1% of all cryptocurrency transactions accounted went into criminal activity. This is roughly $21.4 billion in transaction volumes. Meanwhile, the UN estimates that between 2% and 5% of global GDP (that is between $1.6 and $4 trillion in fiat currency) goes into illicit financing and money laundering every year. To paint a clearer picture, criminal activity using fiat currencies is 160 times more than its crypto counterpart."
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in reply to Signal • • •Baharul Islam
in reply to Signal • • •ada
in reply to Signal • • •Waiting for the replies to turn into another tech-Karen show...
No, wait. They already did.
Sören
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in reply to Signal • • •Erik
in reply to Signal • • •Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩
in reply to Erik • • •#encryption depends upon basically really hard math problems to work
this has worked well for a long time
but now we have #quantumComputing
while it is in its infancy it makes really hard math problems really easy
so that means in some time, encryption will stop working (all banking and finance, all military comms, etc: it can be hacked)
luckily there are encryption schemes that are resistant to quantum computing
but they have to be implemented
#Signal implemented it
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in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩
in reply to Erik • • •😁
JWcph, Radicalized By Decency
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •@benroyce @erikcats For the record, we do not have quantum computers yet, nor do we know when or even if we'll have them for any outside-the-lab purposes.
Good encryption is never a bad idea though 😊
youtube.com/watch?v=Lhou8I2w_L…
Quantum Computers Look Like Chandeliers. This is Why.
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in reply to JWcph, Radicalized By Decency • • •the problem is in #military #quantumComputing R&D, there's definitely advances we're completely unaware of
#turing (and mathematicians from #poland who don't get enough attention on the topic) broke #germany's #enigma machines in #WWII
but it wasn't until 1974 that the world got its first real details about #bletchleyPark
so you can be almost certain #china, #usa, #europe: somewhere some team is on the crux of or has already broken high level #encryption
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Vassil Nikolov | Васил Николов
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •Possible, but maybe far from certain.
Breaking the Enigma wasn't really smooth sailing.
It had its ups and downs during the most critical years,
but those can't be summarized in 100 words.
Also the Germans helped by overestimating the strength of the Enigma and thus neglecting some measures that would have been in their interest.
The Venona project is also instructive.
It achieved a lot and yet decrypted a small part of all intercepted messages.
@benroyce @jwcph @erikcats @signalapp
Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩
in reply to Vassil Nikolov | Васил Николов • • •the great weakness of all fascists is their arrogance and hubris. when they surround themselves with yes men and push lies over truth, they fall for their own bullshit about "superiority"
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Charo del Genio
in reply to JWcph, Radicalized By Decency • • •@jwcph @benroyce @erikcats I was about to post something exactly to this meaning!
Also, I would even avoid saying that, if actually made feasible, quantum computers will make hard mathematical problems "easy"; rather, I would say that they would solve them quickly, and much more so than currently imaginable with classic computer architecture. The difference in terminology has to do with how one actually counts the operations that need to be performed in order to solve the problem. Additionally, there is the problem of errors, but let's not get to technical (yet).
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in reply to Charo del Genio • • •yeah i heard error correction is the big problem with quantum computing
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Sean Fenian
in reply to Charo del Genio • • •There's also the fact that every time so far that some company has claimed "quantum supremacy" and boasted of having "solved" a certain precisely-chosen problem multiple orders of magnitude faster than possible with a classical computer, a different set of researchers have looked at that problem, reframed it, and come up with a way to solve it in comparable time using a classical computer.
The level of hype really is staggering.
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in reply to Sean Fenian • • •@zakalwe @paraw @jwcph @erikcats
there is no lock made by a human that another human cannot break
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in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩
in reply to Sean Fenian • • •a locked door won't stop the police. but your casual handle jiggling thief knows that the noise involved in breaking in won't work out well for them
all security is about "good enough"
Sibrosan
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •@benroyce @zakalwe @paraw @jwcph @erikcats
What about the lock that I made and that I broke myself? Another human cannot break it, since it is already broken.
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in reply to Sibrosan • • •@sibrosan @zakalwe @paraw @jwcph @erikcats
ah, the philosophical supremacy of "you cannot hack me because i hacked myself"
mkj
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •@benroyce @erikcats *Some* really hard math problems.
If large-scale quantum computers turn out to be viable, certain classes of problems are going to be impacted more than others.
It is not true that "all" encryption will stop working, even for generous definitions of "all" and "stop working".
It's certainly bad enough, however. And we now have cryptographic algorithms which are believed to be resistant to *both* classical computer and quantum computer attacks. Which is good.
@signalapp
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in reply to mkj • • •is it Winternitz One-Time Signatures/ Lamport signatures?
i'm not a cryptographer but this stuff fascinates me
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamport_…
Cryptographic signature scheme
Contributors to Wikimedia projects (Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.)mkj
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •@benroyce I'm not an expert either. My understanding is that for example modular multiplication math (which is used for almost all classical public key cryptographic algorithms, both encryption and signing) is potentially highly impacted by QC; but much math used for symmetric-key encryption and for hashing is significantly less affected. E.g., the effective security of AES-256 is reduced to ~ AES-128, BUT that also assumes QC operations are similar to classical operations.
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in reply to mkj • • •@mkj @erikcats
yeah that's my understanding as well
"you can break this but you need a bank of 1 billion computers operating for 1 billion years, so..."
{quantum computing enters the chat}
"oops"
so you just change the method to something that is not so vulnerable to quantum computing
rhempel
in reply to mkj • • •Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩
in reply to rhempel • • •@rhempel @mkj @erikcats
publicly reported, they are up to 6,000 physical qubits as of september, and ibm is aiming for 100,000 physical qubits by 2033
which allows for 100 logical qubits
don't ask me what any of that means
but i'm reminded of "this computer has 4K of memory? that's astonishing!" from the 1980s
and look at us now
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in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •mkj
in reply to mkj • • •Bottom line, I guess, is that there are plenty of nuances here which I am happy to let people who know the stuff much better than I do handle; but it's not quite as clear-cut as "the whole world will break" as it is sometimes presented.
There's a number of detail assumptions which may or may not turn out to be true which impact the actual result. But taking a cautionary stance, we do know that the risk is non-trivial and thus taking mitigative steps is good.
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Charo del Genio
in reply to mkj • • •@mkj @benroyce @erikcats well, one other problem is that of the immense number of continuous parameters needed to describe the state of an actual quantum computer. And then along come papers such as this one
journals.aps.org/prresearch/ab…
This is really cool! And the way I see it, it has the potential to address the problem above by providing a general way to discretize quantum systems. So I guess we'll have to wait and see how things work out.
Personally, I'm quite sceptical about the whole quantum hype, but I'm keeping an open mind.
mkj
in reply to Charo del Genio • • •@paraw Oh, there is a *LOT* to this which doesn't fit in 500 characters! And like I said, I'm not an expert. But we DO know that this stuff is possible in principle, even if not in practice currently; and we DO now have primitives which provide protection. Since it's hard to change the past, taking a cautionary stance would mean that we move toward a setup which provides protection while not stripping us of protection, while there's time to do it less stressfully.
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mkj
in reply to mkj • • •To my mind, quantum computers these days are maybe perhaps at the level of EDSAC, ENIAC or their ilk in classical computer terms: just barely usable for more than proof of concept. No one familiar only with those would imagine them being developed into a smartwatch yet here we are. We can see that there are certain classes of problems, widely relied upon, where quantum computing significantly changes the rules of the game. Not a crisis, but worth attention.
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in reply to mkj • • •well said
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in reply to George B • • •@gbargoud @erikcats
OOOOH
all those trump land encrypted messages will be seen in the future
that's a great bit of news
George B
in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •I really really do not want to see a picture of his dick. I'm certain that's in like half of them.
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Thank you for this!
(I read the original post, and all I could think was: "I like cake.")
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in reply to Signal • • •Charo del Genio
Unknown parent • • •@benroyce @zakalwe @hotelzululima @jwcph @erikcats true story: a while ago, I briefly worked on a tetrazole compound. The goal was to better understand a certain molecular mechanism in plants. The compound was synthesised by a student, who is one of the best chemists I've met (think Walter White sans drugs). He did it during a weekend because, in his own words, "if something messed up, it would have blown up the university, and at least it would have been empty."
We published our findings here
pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/a…
L29Ah
in reply to Signal • • •blog.cr.yp.to/20231125-kyber.h… this one, right?
cr.yp.to: 2023.11.25: Another way to botch the security analysis of Kyber-512
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in reply to Charo del Genio • • •@paraw @zakalwe @hotelzululima @jwcph @erikcats
😅 😅 😅
good chemists have better salaries
but good software engineers have more fingers
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in reply to Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩 • • •Sean Fenian
in reply to Charo del Genio • • •My co-author on one of my books once attended a weekend party at which they were, among other things, using liquid nitrogen to make ice cream.
After a while, the liquid nitrogen ran out.
Sometime AFTER that point, one of the attendees showed up with a freshly-made batch of ice cream, inviting people to try it. Those who KNEW the nitrogen had run out immediately called a stop and said, "Wait, wait, what exactly did you use to make this?"
He had unknowingly used liquid oxygen.
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in reply to Sean Fenian • • •@zakalwe @hotelzululima @paraw @jwcph @erikcats
Holy shit 😱
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in reply to Signal • • •Amazing work you guys are doing!
Though I'd like to see some community oriented features like spaces and/or moderation tools
Still my most favorite messenger
Keep up the good work!
Yet another Josh
in reply to Signal • • •And you still require a fucking phone number to make an account.
"Whoop doop we're post quantum encryption but you still have your phone number and give away ALL your metadata and who you call!"
Weatherall
in reply to Signal • • •lol !
what is wrong with you mental mastubators?
is there a single day you dont waste in the toilet bowl delusions of man and his endless grifts?
YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD! WAKE UP!!!!
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QUANTUM is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. No such BS exists in Nature, period
Ken wheeler (Ken Theoria Apophasis Substack)Jackkluz
in reply to Weatherall • • •Weatherall
in reply to Jackkluz • • •no not this.
read the article - Title is clear - no room for "quantum" anything in REALITY.
you missed the point bruh.
Jackkluz
in reply to Weatherall • • •Bitcoin takes a finite quantum of entropy defined by difficulty scaling the nonce space and through proof-of-work transforms it into conserved thermodynamic memory: satoshis, a quantum of structure and value. The result is a computed quantum of time: the block.
It is the most literal definition of “quantum” and of “computing.” Energy beneath the physical mirage reduces to discrete quanta at the scale of Planck time. Bitcoin instantiates that process at human scale.
A quantum without absolute scarcity is unintelligible. Physics drifts when it defines quanta without bounds. Measurement is not a convention, it must be tied to a scarce denominator. No such scarce denominator existed before Bitcoin, thus no true measurement existed before Bitcoin.
“A measure of any kind, of any thing, is not a thing at all, nor is a measure found in nature. A measure is an agreed-upon standard of measure.” Except Bitcoin’s measurement is not an agreement. It is a thing. It is conserved energy, crystallized into memory. It’s not just an
... show moreBitcoin takes a finite quantum of entropy defined by difficulty scaling the nonce space and through proof-of-work transforms it into conserved thermodynamic memory: satoshis, a quantum of structure and value. The result is a computed quantum of time: the block.
It is the most literal definition of “quantum” and of “computing.” Energy beneath the physical mirage reduces to discrete quanta at the scale of Planck time. Bitcoin instantiates that process at human scale.
A quantum without absolute scarcity is unintelligible. Physics drifts when it defines quanta without bounds. Measurement is not a convention, it must be tied to a scarce denominator. No such scarce denominator existed before Bitcoin, thus no true measurement existed before Bitcoin.
“A measure of any kind, of any thing, is not a thing at all, nor is a measure found in nature. A measure is an agreed-upon standard of measure.” Except Bitcoin’s measurement is not an agreement. It is a thing. It is conserved energy, crystallized into memory. It’s not just an “agreement”, because truth does not care about your opinion.
Bitcoin is the only system to prove that a quantum of entropy can resolve into a conserved quantum of structure: auditable, irreversible, and true.
Weatherall
in reply to Jackkluz • • •there is NO SUCH thing as a “quantum of entropy”. Not in bitcoin. Not in REALITY.
YOU. ARE. WRONG.
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